Smith: Why are you crying?
Jake: I'm not crying. [Jake wipes his eyes.]
Smith: Yes you are! You're totally crying!
Jake: Why do you have to be so observant?
Smith: What are you crying about?
Jake: Ohhh, I'm just crying about Lost.
Smith: Oh dear Jesus.
Jake: WHAT!? It's my absolute most favoritest show like everrr! And after tomorrow, Lost will be over! And I don't know if I can live without Lost! Without Lost I'm just lost!
Smith: We'll find you another show.
Jake: [The pitch in Jake's voice rises dramatically.] I don't WANT another show!!
Smith: ...or you can just pout. Whatever you want. [Smith turns and walks away.]
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