What's Really Going On???
Mrs. Victoria Osteen is Awesome, I love her...she's got everything going for her...cute husband, beauty, great southern hospitality, thousands and thousands in her flock, and now apparently she's takin' up boxing...HMMM!!! Is this the next "BIG THING" in the realm of a Praise and Worship Service???!!!
Something else strange but true...you'll never guess who goes to this church???!!! About three or four hot GAY boys that I found on one of those Gay Connection Sites!!! Yes people I couldn't believe it either...you can imagine my surprise while reading one of their profiles:
I'm 6'1", blonde hair, blue eyes, work out 7 days a week, laid back guy looking for athletic manly guys (no fems or queens). Looking for hottt sexxx with hottt men. I'm KINKY but have a spiritual side too...I attend church @ LAKEWOOD...I'm meeting LOTS of good looking guys during the morning "Greet Your Neighbor Song"...little do they know I'm really cruising!!!
WATCH OUT LADIES...your husbands and boyfriends aren't safe in the house of Yaweh!!!
I need to start going back to Lakewood!!!
...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
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I'd bet that flight attendant had been "serving" one of her "passengers" just before they started boarding. And that was the "liquid" that was found on her seat.
If I had just paid $800 or more to sit in that seat, I would expect Ms. Flight Attendant to clean her boy-toy's jizz up before I sat there. Especially if I was the lipstick and hairspray bride of a Southern prosperity gospel coverboy/megachurch tycoon like Joel Osteen.
Bitch please, you're gonna clean that jizz up, or I'm gonna put your face in it. Then, I'm gonna bang on the cockpit door and show you what a cockpit really looks like.
Psshhhht! Talk to the hand, because I love you and God loves you. Aman?! Aman.
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